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Anonymous: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?

come off anon and I’ll tell you

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Parents: Okay we’re leaving. We’ll be back tomorrow.
Me: Okay and I’ll have a wild party.
Parents: That’s not funny we all know you don’t have any friends.
Me: I know.

If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

caseyxoxoxo:

oh darling i love you so <3

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That moment in class when you suddenly understand everything.

justsimplynene:

Lol the gif

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So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that’s the case I’ll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone’s done dying, then come back down and be the only person alive. Fuck yeah.

now that you are sharing this with tumblr, only the tumblr people will be alive.

…and then tumblr people will unite, create their own country and rule the world. 

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